Subject: I'm going to be a father
From: Spencer
To: Lisa
A Canadian goose has laid an egg on my balcony and has taken up residence
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Yes, he is wonderful...
the eternal sunshine of my not so spotless mind
the eternal sunshine of my not so spotless mind
well, so far 2 eggs, though neither of them were fertile. My guests have kicked them off ot the side, and are destined for my neighbours breakfast.
ReplyDeletebut the father's around now, so now ihave two 15kg birds threatoning me with ultra violence if i poke my head out to say hello. Canada Gees lay 2- 9 eggs in a season so tehre will be plenty of babies for me to ogle and clean up after.