suffocation

I already told you I finally installed a printer, but since I didn't have photoshop installed at the time I couldn't scan and show you the hilarious warnings on the plastic my dear printer was wrapped in. I find this so funny:

I get what they mean, but to me they're saying: "Do not yawn in bag" or "Do not hide behind picture of yawning man" and "Do not put small fishtank on baby's head"...

Here's one who has actually collected stick figure warning signs. I sat here laughing out loud browsing this gallery.